Reality television medium Theresa Caputo wants San Antonio to come celebrate Halloween with her. The star of TLC’s Long Island Medium is bringing her TV-touted psychic abilities to the Tobin Center to make a big show of reconnecting the city’s most credulous citizens with their dearly departed abuelitas. Whether due to a worldwide obsession with trashy entertainment or widespread belief in Caputo’s “abilities,” Long Island Medium has lasted for a whopping 13 seasons, and her Alamo City appearance is already sold out. If anything, we respect her for her gravity-defying bouffant and her ability to consistently part folks from their hard-earned cash in a manner of which P.T. Barnum would surely approve.