HAIKU NEWS

Nativity a
killing field; where are the wise
men when you need them?

the most compelling
reason to attack Iraq
is because it rhymes

calling card left by
East Coast sniper shows him to
be a Tarot-ist

since folks can't afford
to send their kids to college
how about Iraq?

Arthur Andersen
decides to switch business to
making confetti

embroiled in divorce,
Jack Welch reveals that G.E.
stands for Gross Excess

proposed CBS
Bill Clinton talk show should be
called 'Oral Office'

one senator speaks
out against Iraq attack
flipping Bush the Byrd


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