Mickey Avalon Vs. Zeb Atlas: Who w(h)ore it best?

It's hot out there. And ARTslut whoreheartedly supports public nudity as a cost-effective way to cool off. So we couldn't resist whipping out a camera when...

Mickey Avalon at Backstage Live

rapper and former junkie/bisexual prostitute Mickey Avalon (who once told LA Weekly he'd "much rather give a hand job than wash dishes all day") peeled off a wet tank top to let his "Thank you" tattoo breathe at Backstage Live (July 28)...

Zeb Atlast at the Bonham Exchange

or when award-winning porn star/bodybuilder Zeb Atlas (who was nominated for "Best Oral Scene" of 2009 at the GayVN Awards) headlined the Bonham Exchange's 30th Anniversary Celebration (July 23).

Even though many of us would probably prefer some kind of middle ground between a tattooed waif with a dirty mouth and an inflatable slice of beefcake billed as "America's Boyfriend," let's pretend these are the last two men on Earth and try to decide: Who w(h)ore it best?

Post your votes below.

Blogs and kisses,

ARTslut

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